Gobble Gobble!

Spring Football Practice has begun! The stories this Spring center around the offensive line, backup linebackers, running backs and defensive ends, as well as any possible signs of a quarterback controversy. It seems that Sean Glennon has indeed stepped up his game in the weight room and Ike Whitaker is out of alcohol rehab… so I suppose Beamer is going to go with an established starter/white boy from NOVA over a talented but drunken Ike. Spring Game is April 21, and we are really excited! We really can’t believe we missed a football season for grad school. We should have prioritized better! I hope I can at least make the November games of FSU, UM, and UVA as well as the bowl, depending when/if the military wants to train me or not. In any case, I feel that Jim Weaver ought to post live turkeys behind each endzone. Whenever the opposing team scores we can feed those awesome turkey legs they sell at games to the turkeys, hoping the inhumanity will inspire our philanthropic defense!